FIGMENTS: Something feigned or imagined

My Life Would Suck Without Glee.

His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points. 

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

Adding the made up word ‘pinoy’ to a foreign show doesn’t make it Filipino.

Haha. So not happening. Pls ABS-CBN not this one.

Friendster: Is it still ain’t enough?

The bitterness of it makes us forget the sweetness.

Amen.

Para sa mga suki ng CD-R King diyan, baka gusto niyo na rin bumili nito? Nak ng bangus! Haha. Dana.

theotherpaolo:

leiron:

lullabyeblues:

intuitiveaptitude:

lettherebepanic:

constantreader:

thatphilipboy:

autumnsayshello:

lynettemofukka:korinaxxii:

Thank you Doreen. :)

i don’t remember who but thanks, for making me procrastinate more D:

Myself. Thank you self.

biancauseyourtelescope. thanks future wife :) hahahaaha.

princess quello. thanks. <3

Thank you, Jec (iamthenewcancer). :)

Lullabyeblues, I’m thanking you again, weirdo. Blah! Kidding. Thank you, really. <3

Awww there it is! And you’re welcome :D Arentcha glad we never gave up on Tumblr, even though we thought it was so damn weird and useless?

Also, thank you @eenamag and @bloowind for introducing me to Tumblr :)

@oilandwater, thank you to the nth power.

@imlazy and @sunkissd! woohoo thanks! (mas naadik pa ko sa Tumblr kesa sa inyo, akalain niyo yun HAHA)

It was Pete Wentz. lol

I came across his site and find a link back to Tumblr, and poof. I was in. :)